Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Tintumon jokes

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Tintuvinte kadayil ethiya aparichithan: "Change undo?"
Tintu: "Athinu njan thanne ithinu munbu kandittillallo?"

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Marubhomiyil vech tintu oralodu-ningalano sagar alias jacky?
Man:athe, engane manasilayi?
Tin2: marubhumiyil vere vallorum rain coat idumo.?
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Tintu in Hotel..
Frnd:Njan ivide Undenn Engane Manassilayi?
Tintu:Purath Board Kandu
Frnd:Enthu Board?
Tintu: Ivide Kanjiyund.

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Sarigama:Ninte hridayam mobilum njan athinullile sim cardum akunu.
Tintu:Sammadichu. . . .pakshe puthiya kidilan offeru vanal njan sim matum....

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Teacher:what is the full form of MATHS....???
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MIND BLOWING answer from Tin2:
Mental
Attack
To
Healthy Students.

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MrBean v/s tin2mon
MrBean:'Enthina candle kathichirikunne?'
tin2:'Curent illa'
Bean:'Ennal fan engilum onnidu!'
tin2:'manda candle ketu pokum!'
Bean:'don't worry candlente mele oru glass kamazhthi vechal mathi.!'
tin2:'stupid..Apol glas potille?'
BEAN:'silly boy, STEEL GLASS potillada mandaaa...!!!'


How to prove Hum(we)is equal to Thum (you) ?!!

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If you ask this question to an art student he will say : "out of course"
Ask to commerce student he will answer : "wrong question"
Medical student : "It's impossible "

Engineering student : " Hmm......It is simple  "
                              Hum    = we = 'v'
                              Thum  =You = 'u'

As, v=u+at (as per Newton's 1st law )


                            when t=time =0 (at midnight )
                            v=u+0
                            That is ,    V=U   =  Hum =Thum

                                                Proved....
                                   Just ask any question under universe ,
                                              We are engineers ,we will solve any problem :D
                                                                                "Engineers Roxxx"

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Court ordered to remove anti-religious" or "anti-social" contents on facebook,Google, Yahoo and Microsoft!!!!!!

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A Delhi Court on Saturday ordered 22 social networking sites, including Facebook, Google, Yahoo and Microsoft, to remove all "anti-religious" or "anti-social" contents in the next one-and-a-half-month and file compliance reports by February 6, 2012. Additional Civil Judge Mukesh Kumar passed the order on a suit filed by Mufti Aijaz Arshad Qasmi seeking to restrain the websites from circulating objectionable and defamatory contents.
Kumar had on December 20 issued summonses to the social networking sites and asked them to remove objectionable photographs, videos or texts that might hurt religious sentiments.
The order comes a day after a criminal court issued summonses to the sites for facing trial for allegedly webcasting objectionable contents. The court had also directed the Centre to take "immediate appropriate steps" and file a report by January 13.
Representatives of Yahoo India Pvt Ltd and Microsoft on Saturday told the court that they had not got copies of the order and complaint against them and pleaded the judge to provide the same. Qasmi's counsel told the court that he would supply the relevant documents to them.
Monitoring contents on the Internet, particularly those generated by users, has been a controversial issue and IT minister Kapil Sibal had recently raised the issue with representatives of some of these companies and discussed ways to ensure such contents are not posted.
The websites - asked to remove objectionable contents - include Facebook India, Facebook, Google India Pvt Ltd, Google Orkut, Youtube, Blogspot, Microsoft India Pvt Ltd, Microsoft, Zombie Time, Exboii, Boardreader, IMC India, My Lot, Shyni Blog and Topix.

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Monday, December 19, 2011

Save Lives in Drought -Don’t Waste Your Food


“ Don’t Waste Your Food, There Are People Starving Around The World ”

 From an Islamic perspective food and drink are great bounties of Allah Ta`ala. Every grain of food and every drop of water or any halaal drink must be greatly appreciated. Wasting is the way of shaitaan. Allah Ta`ala says: "Indeed those who waste are the brothers of shaitaan. Verily shaitaan was most ungrateful to his Rabb" (S:17,V: 27). We have been especially warned against wasting food and drink. The Quraan-ul- Kareem proclaims: "Eat and drink and do not waste, verily Allah does not love those who waste." (S:7, V:31)

GROSS INGRATITUDE
Delibrately wasting even a little food is an act of gross ingratitude. Ingratitude draws down the wrath of Allah Ta`ala, as is clearly mentioned in the Quraan: "If you are grateful I will grant you increase (in your bounties) and if your are ungrateful then verily my punishment is very severe." (S: 14, V: 7)
                                                              
                                   (source:  http://tableegh-e-islam.blogspot.com/2007/02/wasting-food.html )


 Allah has given us many blessings for which we must continuously thank Him. Allah has given some people more and some people less.

If Allah has given us something, like an abundance of wealth or food, we must be careful to use it in a way which will please Him. If we waste our wealth or food then Allah will not be pleased.

On the day of Judgement, we will need to account for all these blessings and how we used them. If we wasted food whilst so many people are starving in the world then what will we say to Allah?

Do you know that some people in the world are so poor and hungry that they are forced to eat leaves and grass. They are forced to drink water from puddles. Never waste any food and always thank Allah for whatever he has given you.

“ Don’t Waste Your Food, There Are People Starving Around The World ”




Thursday, December 15, 2011

ente manveenayil koodayan.mp3 (malayalam - 1986)

My favorite song from the great Malayalam music composer Johnson
ente manveenayil koodayan.mp3 (Malayalam - Neram Pularumbol-1986 singer:K J Yesudas)

Tribute to Johnson (Malayalam: ജോൺസൺ) (26 March 1953 – 18 August 2011)


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Johnson (Malayalam music composer)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Johnson (Malayalam: ജോൺസൺ) (26 March 1953 – 18 August 2011) was an Indian film score composer and music director who has given music to some of the most important motion pictures of Malayalam cinema, including those for Namukku Parkkan Munthiri Thoppukal, Oru Minnaminunginte Nurunguvettam, Vadakkunokkiyantram, Perumthachan, Amaram, Njan Gandharvan, Ponthan Mada, and Bhoothakkannadi. He was noted for his lyrical and expressive melodies together with simple but rich tonal compositions of thematic music. Johnson is a recipient of National Film Awards twice and Kerala State Film Awards five times.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

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Monday, December 12, 2011

what are the six things boys and girls do in exam hall ???!!!

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1. Counting No of Girls..

2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..

3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..

5. feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying..

6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.


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Saturday, December 10, 2011

NASA announced finding an Earth-like planet outside the solar system!!!!

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Kepler-22b: NASA Discovers New Earth-Like Planet Astronomers on Monday (Dec. 5) reported the discovery of Kepler-22b, the first planet (besides Earth) confirmed to be in a “habitable zone” – meaning that liquid water, which is essential to life as we know it, could exist.

“This is a phenomenal discovery in the course of human history,” Geoff Marcy of University of California, Berkeley, one of the pioneers of planet-hunting outside our solar system, told the NY Daily in an email. “This discovery shows that we Homo sapiens are straining our reach into the universe to find planets that remind us of home. We are almost there.”
The newly discovered planet is truly similar to Earth and is sitting outside our solar system in what seems to be the ideal place for life.

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Extraterrestrial life is the big hope for what just might be on Kepler-22b, which is about 2.4 times the radius of Earth and circling a star – very similar to our own Sun – about 600 light years away.

NASA’s Kepler space telescope, which found the new ‘exoplanet,’ is looking at hundreds of bodies, but Kepler-22b is the smallest yet found to orbit in the sweet spot of a solar system like ours. However, it is feared that the planet’s surface may be too large for life to exist on it. It could be more of like Neptune, which a gas-and-liquid planet, except with a rocky core and ocean.

Scientists are now investigating the composition of the Earth-like orb to determine if it is comprised mainly of rock, gas, or liquid.



The new planet, which orbits a small, red star called Gliese 581, is about one-and-a-half times the diameter of the Earth.

It probably has a substantial atmosphere and may be covered with large amounts of water - necessary for life to evolve - and, most importantly, temperatures are very similar to those on our world.


Besides Kepler-22b, more than 700 ‘exoplanets’ that have been spotted and verified outside our solar system down the years, but not enough research has been done to confirm if they are truly habitable at this time.

Sites referred: -
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www.inquisitr.com
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